Avazzia Breaking News! 

January 12, 2080
 

Breaking news today for fellow residents of planet Earth! Late last Lunar Year, a scientist on the planet Mars discovered technology to ease pain without a pill or even a sip of medicine! The plans have been shuttled over and this very technology is available to us on Planet Earth! 

Avazzia is a handheld device that can relieve pain from arthritis to gout, menstrual cramps to migraines, scoliosis to sciatica, from acid reflux to a broken toe. What a year 2080 has been for these guys! Lace up your moon boots, hop in your flying cars and pick up one of your own. There is nothing else to compare with this highly advanced technology, so don't miss out! We look forward to new Avazzia advancements. What’s next invincibility? 


Okay so it’s not the year 2080, but the truth is Avazzia does exist and it does relieve pain at the push of a button. This space-age technology is "ahead of it's time". Amaze your husband by eliminating his lower back pain. Earn brownie points with your wife by buying her a device for menstrual cramps or headaches. Reeducated granny's finger muscles to be more nimble.

For purchasing information, view our Avazzia page. To make sure you get the device that is correct for you, please call Revitalize Health Spa & Organic Store at (509) 586-6574 or stop by at 311 W. Kennewick Ave in Kennewick, WA. Thanks!

Revitalize! Health Spa & Organic Store
311 W Kennewick Ave
Kennewick, WA 99336
Phone: 509-586-6574

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